No stitches, just platelets and will power
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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