Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
