who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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