Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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