GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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