I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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