yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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