I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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