If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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