so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Say something about gay babies.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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