Are we in a gay sports bar?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You need a sexual gate keeper
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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