If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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