i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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