walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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