just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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