can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
