i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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