So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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