sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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