Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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