do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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