The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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