...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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