they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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