I love black thongs
This is not my ceiling
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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