did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
