Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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