I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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