So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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