All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I skipped work to stalk him.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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