Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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