It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
