don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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