Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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