i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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