I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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