I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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