i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
