Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
ttyl tear gas
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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