She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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