Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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