i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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