Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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