butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I need a burrito and a hug.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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