so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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