ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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