I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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