His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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