Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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