no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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