Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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