yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
